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Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity
This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet
Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?
WRONG
GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
Lesbian Trickster Goddess
Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much
Represent
Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and encourage representation of Bisexual people
so @realitybanana made THIS post and I laughed at it so much I had to doodle it quickly before bed hahaha.
I like to think Peter would still be rlly sweet to his spiders
P u r e
this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours
“Someone pay for the limo?”
*unsure groan comes from Cardi*
Me:
I will never stop
